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No. 161: A Very Old Joke

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A Very Old Joke

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Strip by: LTDave

Oliver: {into phone} My friend has been bitten by a snake! What do I do?
Voice on phone: Quick! You've got to suck the poison out or he'll die!
Delkin: {poisoned} What did they say?
Oliver: You're going to die.