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Kill the Massager

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Strip by: Averagemoe

Woman: Close your eyes. Now think how AWFUL it is o be touched when you're stressed.
Quincy: OK...
Woman: Consider how tiredness affects your mood.
Quincy: UGH!
Woman: Now add in crankiness.
Quincy: Gross.
Woman: AND being sore!
Quincy: NO!
Woman: What would you do, in a full-grump state, if a stranger rubbed their hands all over your body?
Quincy: ANY court would call it justifiable homicide.
Woman: Exactly! And yet I have people PAYING me to do that stuff to them!
Sign: Pro-Power Massage Parlor
Quincy: You must be a WIZARD!

The author writes:

When you put it that way, masseuses are creepy.

Original Precocious strip: 2016-05-31.