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No. 233: Inside Ursu-Ursu's Belly

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Inside Ursu-Ursu's Belly

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Strip by: Nyperold

{Kaitlyn is carrying a brown paper bag with something in it. Ursula appears not to be.}
Ursula: I have heard jokes about these things, but I'm optimistic!
Ursula: I'm told this is a progressive school, so I assume there are higher standards.
Kaitlyn: Of course!
Kaitlyn: These kids will not tolerate the usual awful cafeteria food.
{This identifies the probable contents of the bag as Kaitlyn's lunch.}
Kaitlyn: Unfortunately, the standard is so low...
{Ursula is served a tray with an angular red substance on it.}
Ursula: What's that?
Alimentation facilitator: Red jelly!

The author writes:

Just remember to hit it with your Boomerang before you touch it or stab it with anything metal...

Original Precocious strip: 2012-09-28.