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No. 179: Mr. Disease Weighs In

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Mr. Disease Weighs In

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Strip by: Sloublues

Rat: Hey, before you go to the convenience store for me, call 'em first and make sure they have everything on my list.
Pig: You want a Duracell battery?
Rat: Yeah. And a Morton salt.
Pig: Okay.
SFX: Beep Boop Beep
Pig: Hi. I'm coming to your store for a salt and battery.
Mr. Disease: {to Stephan Pastis} We both know that that is not worth three panels.

The author writes:

Mr. Disease is the best. (Except when Orpuddex is.)

Original strips: Pearls Before Swine 2017-05-29, 2017-06-26; Triangle and Robert #1217