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Cathymon

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Strip by: Sloublues

Title card: Cathy by Cathy Guisewite
SFX: HONK HONK HONK HONK
Cathy: {thinking} ACK AACK ACK ACK... ACK AAACK... ACK AACK... ACK AACK...
SFX: HONK HONK HONK HONK
SFX: HONK HONK HONK
Cathy: AACK!!
Cathy: AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK AACK AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK?? ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK!!
SFX: HONK HONK
SFX HONK HONK
Cathy: ACK, ACK. ACK ACK ACK??
Cathy: ACK ACK ACK AACK! ACK AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!
SFX: HONK HONK
Cathy: ACK AACK AACK AAACK AACK ACK AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK ACK AACK!
SFX: HONK HONK
Cathy: AACK!! ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK! ACK ACK AACK ACK ACK!
Cathy: ACK ACK ACK ACK!! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK AACK AACK!
Cathy: ACK AACK ACK AACK ACK AACK! ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK AACK ACK ACK ACK AAAAACK!! ACK ACK AACK!!
SFX: HONK HONK HONK
Narrator: Another day, another visit from the parking lot god of humility.
Cathy: ...ACK ACK!! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK???

The author writes:

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack, ack aack aaack aack aaack ack ack aack ack ack aack aack ack aaack aaaaack.

Ack aack ack aack "ack-ack Aack aack aack aack/ack/ack" Aack ack, ack aaack ack ack ack ack ack (aaack) ack ack aack ack ack aaaaack.