That's What I Call Spiced Ham: Volume One

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Ninjas

Vampires

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  • They both like to remain mysterious and unseen.
  • They both have a passion for dressing in black.
  • They will both kill you before you realise what's happening.
  • Both are popular with fantasy and gaming geeks.
  • Both are rumoured to be capable of virtual invisibility.
  • Both are usually portrayed as "bad guys", but also have a significant section of sympathetic literature.
  • Both can move completely silently.
  • Both can easily climb sheer surfaces.
  • You can't see either of them in a mirror.
  • Both have pallid skin from lack of exposure to sunlight.
  • Both are enhanced by black and white photography.

Can't they all just get along?

Ninja photo CC BY 2.0 Fuzzy Gerdes. Vampire photo CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 solofotones.