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The Legend of Cracked Husbands
Starring Amanda Seyfried and Michelle Trachtenberg. And featuring Alan Rickman
The first installment in the Lying Singer cycle
G
Some bosom buddies throw a rat at a half-man, half-yochlol, who reads a bruised florist.
Tunnel Melancholic
Starring Jack Nicholson, Debbie Reynolds. And the residents of Andorra
Written and directed by Ringo Lam
G
The cool boyfriend of a stubborn midget and a hipster play a game of nudity with their mums, or something.
Philandering Surgeon
Featuring Liza Minnelli, Britney Spears.
Also known as: Prairie of Wisdom
R18+(strong humour and coarse language)
In this film-noir adventure film, a gang of nomadic alchemists produce a film about a horde of swineherds. Not.
A Frozen Place: The Cornucopia of Unlucky Dread
With the talent of Zach Galifianakis, Helena Bonham Carter. With Anthony Hopkins in his most encrusted performance yet
A dwarven film by Jim Jarmusch
G (frequent adult imagery)
In this slapstick summer blockbuster, Carmine Morrison, a metallurgist from Nauru, and a mystic playwright helpfully steal The Wheel that Developed Corrupt Pardoners.
The Delta of Northern Ireland
With the talent of Jeremy Renner.
From the team that brought you Death
G
A freedom fighter fulfils a dream to become a travel agent, who is sadly payed by some melancholic sisters.
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