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No. 967: Loud Commercial

Loud Commercial

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Strip by: Garfunkel

TV: IT'S A BLANKET! IT'S A ROBE! IT'S A GIANT HANKY! ALL IN ONE!!
TV: RED INK?! SPAGHETTI SAUCE?! TELLTALE TURNIP STAINS?!... NO PROBLEM!!
TV: IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT CHOPS! IT CONJUGATES VERBS!!
TV: MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE NOW, I BLIND ONCOMING TRAFFIC!!!
Linus: Help!

The author writes:

Only thing I have to say about this one: No "Garfield Linus Garfield" jokes, please.

Original Garfield: 2010-07-18. Original Peanuts: 1970-01-23.