» About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » RSS Feed Updates Daily
First | Previous | 2011-09-14 | Next | Latest
First | Previous | 2011-09-14 | Next | Latest
Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=848
Strip by: Andrew Woods
Jon: Hey, Garfield! I just bought a Swiss army knife. It does about a million things!
Garfield: Sure.
{Jon starts fiddling with it.}
Garfield: I've seen those knives before. They're about as useless as...
SFX: Foomp! {A flying guillotine springs out and beheads Garfield.}
The author writes:
And the first major objective of the Fish-Bird-Spider Alliance is achieved.
[[Original strip: 1985-10-30.]]
Original strip: 1985-10-30.