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No. 848: Swiss Army Knife

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Swiss Army Knife

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Strip by: Andrew Woods

Jon: Hey, Garfield! I just bought a Swiss army knife. It does about a million things!
Garfield: Sure.
{Jon starts fiddling with it.}
Garfield: I've seen those knives before. They're about as useless as...
SFX: Foomp! {A flying guillotine springs out and beheads Garfield.}

The author writes:

And the first major objective of the Fish-Bird-Spider Alliance is achieved.

Original strip: 1985-10-30.