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No. 3824: Brutalfield

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Brutalfield

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Strip by: Little Cat

{Title Panel: Jon slices off a pizza slice, but Garfield proceeds to eat the entire pizza pie, leaving that one slice}
{Garfield peeks out from the front door; waiting for his prey}
{Garfield hides in the bushes as the mailman cometh}
Mailman: YAAAAHHHH!!!
{Jon quickly opens the door, mail envelopes fly by inside the house}
{Garfield enters the house, with blood dripping down his mouth}
Jon: Now what are you doing?
{Garfield is on top of the sink, flossing his now blood-covered teeth; still dripping down}
Garfield: I always floss between mailmen

The author writes:

Either Garfield has brutally killed and eaten the mailman, or that's just ketchup from his last meal...... Yup, it's the ketchup... Maybe.

Original strip: 1990-05-20.