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No. 3606: Bandai WonderJon

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Bandai WonderJon

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Strip by: Simon Winters

Jon: Hmmm... I wonder...
Jon: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Garfield: Oh great Jon is wondering again
Jon: Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Jon: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Jon: Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Jon: If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Jon: Why is it you can get a pizza delivered much faster than you can get an ambulance to attend?
Garfield: Still takes too long to get a pizza
Jon: Do penguins have knees?
Jon: What's the speed of dark?
Garfield: Half the speed of dumb
Jon: How do astronauts scratch an itch?
Jon: Why do they call it carpet, if it has nothing to do with cars, or pets?
Jon: If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Jon: Why do doctors have such messy handwriting?
Garfield: Makes it easier to upsell
Jon: How does the non stick coating stay on a pan?
Garfield: Magnets
Jon: What do hyenas find so funny?
Jon: Why do other people hear our voices differently than we do?
Jon: How do they keep raisins from falling to the bottom of cereal?
Jon: Why do roosters crow so early in the morning?
Jon: Why is a mile 5,280 feet?
Garfield: It's the number of people who were at the decision
Jon: What happens to a social security number when a person dies?
Jon: Why do dogs walk in circles before going to sleep?
Garfield: They get lost laying down
Jon: What makes yawning to contagious?
Jon: What makes up the new car smell in new cars?
Jon: Why don't people smile in old photos but they do in old paintings?
Jon: Why do dogs have wet noses?
Garfield: Because they like to drink of out toilets
Jon: Can a snake sneeze?
Garfield: Yes but only in a southwest direction
Jon: Why does a piano have exactly eighty eight keys?
Jon: When did wild poodles roam the earth?
Jon: Why did none of the three musketeers carry muskets?
Jon: What makes peanut butter sticky?
Garfield: They pour in glue so the peanuts bind together
Jon: How come birds don't tip over when they sleep on telephone wires?
Garfield: ARRRGHH
{pause}
Garfield: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

The author writes:

Jon ponders the great mysteries of life, Garfield answers a few

Original strip: 2019-01-13.