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No. 3283: Crimp My Spide

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Crimp My Spide

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Strip by: PriffyViole

Spider: Hey, cat, I'm gonna hop on your neck and suck out all your bodily fluids
{Garfield whacks the spider without even looking}
Straw: Hey, you crimped my spider!

The author writes:

I swear I didn't just do this for the pun of it.

...Okay, maybe I did.

I was going to have him turn his eyes toward the suddenly "talking" straw, but ultimately decided it would be funnier (not to mention less effort) if I just left it as is. It almost makes a sort of sense, too; if a donut can talk (and apparently grant wishes), why not a straw?

Original strip: 2001-03-23.