» About     » Archive     » Submit     » Authors     » Search     » Random     » Specials     » Statistics     » Forum     » Facebook     » RSS Feed     Updates Daily

No. 3196: GbettiaTGkaabetiinONsbetiiaenowGel*

First | Previous | 2018-02-17 | Next | Latest

GbettiaTGkaabetiinONsbetiiaenowGel*

First | Previous | 2018-02-17 | Next | Latest

Strip by: Simon Winters

Jon: If I t{obscured} head ju{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks a dog}
Garfield: Don't worry! I have this flawlessly calculated
Nermal: Don't knock it, Jack. I make a killing posing for greeting cards
Jon: {obscured}urn{obscured} {obscured}st{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Nermal off the table}
Garfield: CUTE IS TASTELESS! CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT!
Nermal: So what's so hot about ugly?
SFX: GOBBLE! GOBBLE! {Garfield eats a lasagna}
Jon: {obscured} my {obscured} right {obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
Jon: ...
Jon: I can pick up a r{obscured} station on my t{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Jon into the air}
Garfield: Heads, he lives. Tails, he dies
Nermal: That has to be the best straight line you've ever given me
Garfield: It was an accident, okay?
{Garfield eats lasanga}
Jon: {obscured}rad{obscured}eet{obscured}
Garfield: But now I feel obligated
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
Jon: {obscured}o {obscured}h!
Liz: Uh...
Garfield: I know a back way out
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}

The author writes:

*Garfield but every time there is a T, Garfield kicks an animal but every time it is not Odie, Nermal speaks but every time it is an even number of words, Garfield eats lasagna

[[Original strips: 2017-05-19, 1989-11-01, 1979-09-04, 1980-10-17, 1979-05-09, 2004-05-26, 1979-03-02, 2008-05-28, 1981-01-12, 2005-11-02, 1998-01-11.]]

Original strips: 1979-03-02, 1979-05-09, 1979-09-04, 1980-10-17, 1981-01-12, 1989-11-01, 1998-01-11, 2004-05-26, 2005-11-02, 2008-05-28, 2017-05-19.