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No. 3184: Omit Needless Words

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Omit Needless Words

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Strip by: Jason Tank

{Garfield holds Pookie above his head. There is a punch bowl full of purple liquid to the right}
Garfield: Super Pookie spies a party on the horizon!
{Garfield slams Pookie into the punchbowl}
Garfield: BANZAI!
SFX: SPLOOSH
{Garfield, holding a dripping Pookie, walks past Jon. Jon is wearing a party hat and has a cup of punch}
Jon: Where are you going?
Garfield: To suck my bear

The author writes:

It sounds a bit more disturbing when you get down to the essence of that response.

[[Original strip: 1995-09-18.]]

Original strip: 1995-09-18.