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No. 3158: Garfster of the House

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Garfster of the House

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Strip by: Simon Winters

Garfield: My name is Garfield from Muncie, Indiana, and I am thirty-nine.
Audience: What are you gonna sing tonight?
Garfield: "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables
Audience: Hmmm
Garfield: I dreamed a dream in time gone by / When hope was high...
Caption: THREE MINUTES LATER
Garfield: ...from what it seemed / Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
{Garfield begins to leave}
SFX: CLAP CLAP CLAP
Audience: Wait!

The author writes:

Garfield is clearly a better singer than we expected. He is the new Susan Boyle.

Original strips: 2011-04-20, 2011-04-21.