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No. 3104: Alphabetical Blender

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Alphabetical Blender

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Strip by: Michael Jacoby

Jon {glum, with his hand against his cheek}: Depressed ever feeling Garfield up wake?
Jon {glum, still with his hand against his cheek}: Its [sic] life maybe my uneventful.
Jon {angrily, struggling to separate his hand from his cheek}: Because face glued hand its [sic] maybe my my or to you!
Garfield: Blame me sure.

The author writes:

I was considering to use a rather wordy strip for this one and arrange all the dialogue in alphabetical order. I remembered trying to find one in one of my Garfield books, but I couldn't find it again. So, I decided to use the famous one from January 26, 1993.

As for the title, that came from me mistakenly thinking that this was the strip that had Jon with a blender glued to his face. This strip obviously wasn't that one, but I still liked the odd, partially non-sequitur name and it makes the strip funnier, given that neither this nor the original one have anything to do with blenders.

Original strip: 1993-01-26.