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No. 3066: Jon's Death Threat

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Jon's Death Threat

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Strip by: dayaman

Jon: {calling someone on the phone} I'm immature?!!
Jon: I'm going to kill you!
{Jon hangs up the phone and sucks his thumb like an average sensitive guy on the Internet}
Garfield: Your honor, the defense requests a recess.

The author writes:

Considering how he communicates with his pets, I'm surprised that Jon hasn't told this to any woman that has dumped him.

Original strips: 1996-08-09, 1983-02-27.