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No. 2966: Evil

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Evil

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Strip by: Michael C. Fortner

{Jon out waking in the snow. Garfield is hiding behind a tree holding something}
Garfield: Here's something for all you mischievous-yet-evil types out there
{Jon reacts in fear to snowball with lit fuse thrown at him}
SFX: Ssssssss...
{Garfield hiding behind the tree}
Jon {off screen}: GARFIELD!
SFX: BOOM!
Garfield: I call it the "Have A Nice Day" Grenade!

The author writes:

Thank goodness that cats haven't mastered explosives. Those evil little things would blow us all up for the laughs. But just in case I keep my matches and lighters where my cats can't find them.

Original strip: 1992-01-11, with help from 2013-06-19.