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Strip by: Paarthursnax
Jon: I hate it when you smile
Jon: Whenever you smile something bad happens
Jon: But, maybe I'm just paranoid
Reaperfield: Release the anvil
Jon: {dejectedly} Nobody will go out with me on New Year's
Reaperfield: Don't feel bad, Jon
Reaperfield: They wouldn't go out with you even if it weren't New Year's
SFX: pat pat pat pat
Jon: What was that?
Jon: I thought I heard something
Reaperfield: Oh, that...
Reaperfield: That was just the sound of my life force being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom
Jon: There it is again
The author writes:
[[Original strips: 1996-09-02, 2000-12-28, 2008-03-05.]]
Original strips: 1996-09-02, 2000-12-28, 2008-03-05.