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No. 2908: Lasagnas & Litterboxes Re-Revisited

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Lasagnas & Litterboxes Re-Revisited

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Strip by: SonicLover

{The image is composed entirely of different coloured text}
Black: You look over the hill, the residence carpeted in thick snow.
Blue: I ball up some snow, and roll it down the hill.
Black: It begins rolling, gaining some size, then more, becoming your size quickly.
Blue: I chase after it.
Black: It becomes very large and soon it threatens to crush you.
Blue: I run quickly to the residence's door and ring the bell.
{a horizontal line to indicate a break}
Black: You hear the bell on your door ring.
Green: I open the door and look around.
Black: You do not see anyone, but after a second of casual looking you spot a large snowball hurling towards you.
Black: It misses you, instead hitting the side of the house right beside the door.
Blue: Wait, that was where I was standing.
Black: I know. The snowball hits you before you can react, burying you in snow in an instant.
Green: ...
Black: Well?
Green: ...*snicker*
Blue: I hate you.

The author writes:

Having found two completely different edits based on the same strip in the archives, I had the idea to combine the concepts. I think they mesh together fairly well.

Original strip: 1991-02-10.

Original Square Root of Minus Garfields: #1791: Miscalculation and #2666: Lasagnas & Litterboxes Revisited. I considered working in #695 as well, but decided not to outdo myself.