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No. 2822: Forgoing Faded Milk

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Forgoing Faded Milk

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Strip by: Sloublues

{Jon and Garfield are standing at a table upon which are a small sack, a tin can, and a potato-like object with twisty root-like appendages sticking out all over}
Jon: Okay, Garfield...
Jon: All we have left in the house is A FOG PRONOUN FABLE...
Jon: FRESH FIN ON A FEN ACCORDION and A LOP AND TOOT
Jon: I know! I'll EFFACE A THORIUM-INKED SPOON PRONTO!
Jon and Garfield: Wah-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Jon: {on phone} I need RIPE LAGNAPPE ORE
Garfield: We do this every Sunday

The author writes:

Either you've played Kingdom of Loathing, or you have no idea what my thought process was here. Maybe not even then.

Lagnappe (or lagniappe) is a little extra something added for free to a purchase.

Original strip: 2015-06-14.