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No. 2796: Could Be An Attorney

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Could Be An Attorney

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Strip by: MadDogBV

Jon: I could be an attorney.
{Cut to a courtroom scene where the prosecution is currently giving an opening statement to the jury. Hot-shot attorney Jon struts in nonchalantly, fixing his bowtie}
Jon: I present... exhibit A!

The author writes:

Your Honor, I plea for clemency, for my counsel is remarkably incompetent.

Original strips: 2016-04-19, 1991-02-28.

Original Square Root of Minus Garfield: 2016-09-09.