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No. 2785: Low expectations

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Low expectations

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Strip by: RedBlupi

{Jon is talking on a phone}
Jon: So, Bernadette, how about toaster crumbs and a knock-knock joke?
Jon: A cookie and a crossword puzzle?
Jon: {panicked} ...Lunch and a bike ride?!
Garfield: Dinner and a movie?

The author writes:

Either Jon's a pathetic cheapskate, or he really likes toaster crumbs.

Original strip: 1998-02-11.