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No. 2691: Bibs and Bullets

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Bibs and Bullets

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Strip by: Nyperold

{Garfield is eating cat food discontentedly.}
SFX: BANG! BANG!
{Two bullets zing out of the food. Garfield checks the box. This is a safe thing to do.}
Label: Ingredient: gun
{Garfield leaves the food, tossing the box behind him. This is also a safe thing to do.}
Garfield: I suspected as much.

The author writes:

Someone at the factory should have been... {glasses} ...fired.

(Also, if this spawns a series of strips in which the cat food is made of something that sounds a little bit like and/or is spelled similarly to "gunk", I will... not be surprised.)

Original strips: 1979-10-24, 1979-01-25 (The "BANG! BANG!").