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No. 2557: It's A Food

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It's A Food

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Strip by: kobochat

{Jon is talking into the phone as Garfield sits on the table}
Jon: Hello, Swindell Pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni.
Jon: No, I don't need a pizza, just...
Jon: No, I don't need any pizza with that.
Jon: No, I don't want any pizza, either. Just the pepperoni.
Jon: {angrily} AND JUST WHY WOULD I NEED A PIZZA?!
Garfield: {smiling slyly} The old pizza.

The author writes:

I made this over a year ago and forgot about it. Also, this is only funny if you imagine it in the style of a goofy old sitcom where Garfield turns directly towards the camera, shrugs, and goes "The OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD pizza!" followed by 30 minutes of studio audience laughter as his dead eyes continue to stare right at you, piercing your soul.

Original strip: 2014-08-12.