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No. 2380: The most she will do is throw shadows at you but she's always a woman to meme

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The most she will do is throw shadows at you but she's always a woman to meme

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Strip by: Katrina Rocketman

{Garfield is lip-synching to Billy Joel's "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" as Jon looks on in amazement.}
Garfield: Anthony works in the grocery store, savin' his pennies for someday, Mama Leone left a note on the door, she said "Sonny, move out to the country"
Garfield: Ah, but workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Garfield: ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-
{Garfield, realizing that something is amiss, turns to look at the record player he has brought out.}
Record Player: ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-
Record Player: ack-ack-ack-
{Annoyed, Garfield smacks the record player in the kisser. The record starts playing normally again.}
Garfield: You oughta know by nowwwwww...
{Jon glances at the audience, wondering what his life has become.}

The author writes:

Original strip: 1985-06-30.