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No. 1582: Plant Come On

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Plant Come On

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Strip by: Nitric Acid

{Garfield and Jon in a field of flowers}
Jon: Look at the pretty spring flowers, Garfield.
Jon: They whisper happy thoughts to us.
Flower: Hey Bee! Come get some sweet nectar! Let me rub my pollen all over you!
Garfield: Spring is disturbing.

The author writes:

Spring is only really disturbing when you remember that flowers are the plant's genitals.

Original strip: 2013-03-12.