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No. 1295: Randomiser 2

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Randomiser 2

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Strip by: DEIDATVM

{Odie and Garfield sit around looking bored}
{Jon and Odie sit around looking bored}
{Garfield and Jon stand around a phone looking bored}
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{A spider kicks Garfield}
SFX: kick
{Beat}
Garfield: So, I see you have a walking cast now.
Spider: Yeah.
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Garfield: Everyone should do their best.
Jon: It's ham-shaped cookies!
Garfield: Mom shoots, mom scores!
{Garfield lies in a plate of salad as Jon looks on}
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Jon: I had a pretty good day today.
Jon: And do you know why?
{Odie runs by with a ring of tape from his nose to his tail}

The author writes:

Some randomisers I made when I was bored one September 10th, 2012, afternoon.

My favourite is the second one.

Original strips: 2003-03-15, 2001-07-10, 2002-01-01, 2001-08-14, ??.