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No. 1: An Important Moral Lesson

An Important Moral Lesson

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Strip art by: Andrew Bird

Pea: The afterlife is much like a dysfunctional office comedy. Let me show you what I mean.
Caption: The Afterlife. Elvis' Office.
Elvis: Well, paperwork's done, Dusty. I'm gonna reincarnate tomorrow.
Dusty: I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Dusty: We've noticed you've been fiddling the books. That last gig you had as a burger flipper blew the whole department's budget. Now Marilyn, Buddy, and Sid won't get a chance for another decade.
Dusty: We're not sure how much this will hurt here, but we're willing to find out.
Caption: The Afterlife Hospital...
Elvis: {thinking} I wonder if they caught Lennon as well.
Pea: Bastards sent me back as an anthropomorphic pea.
Caption: And that's what Glass Onion is really about.