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Take us to your AAACK CAN'T BREATHE

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Strip by: Colin Foster

T-Rex: What if aliens attacked Earth?
T-Rex: I don't think they'd get far!
T-Rex: Never mind unfamiliar bacteria—would they even breathe oxygen?
Utahraptor: That's assuming they even get here!
Utahraptor: Space is so large, they'd have difficulty finding us!
T-Rex: The lesson: Nothing from space could possibly hurt us!
{A meteor falls in the background...}

The author writes:

All of those aliens-from-beyond-the-stars-attack movies seem to assume that all aliens are attracted to Earth for some reason. As if there are no other usable planets in the galaxy for such intelligent creatures to find and conquer.

Humanity is so egotistical.