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A quick turnaround of fortune

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: The university has hired me.
T-Rex: As a PROFESSOR OF PALEONTOLOGY.
T-Rex: They were clearly impressed by my obvious qualities when it comes to knowledge of prehistoric creatures.
Utahraptor: Actually, I heard from the interview committee.
Utahraptor: You were only hired to make up the affirmative action dinosaur employee quota.
T-Rex: Huh.
T-Rex: Oh well.
T-Rex: Tenure, here I come!

The author writes:

Honestly, I can't think of a prehistoric creature with less of a knowledge of prehistoric creatures...