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No. 735: T-Rex sells the ears of his enemies. For a buck-an-ear

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T-Rex sells the ears of his enemies. For a buck-an-ear

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Strip by: Andrew Coker, David Morgan-Mar

{T-Rex is wearing a black eyepatch and has a hook instead of his left hand.}
T-Rex: I've become a pirate!
T-Rex: ARRRR!
T-Rex: Avast ye scurvy lubbers! It be a tough and painful process to be a genuine pirate! Arrrr!
Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: Did you know pirates cover a good eye with a patch to preserve their night vision for when they go below decks? TRUE![1]
T-Rex: Oh.
T-Rex: So I got this hook for nothing?

The author writes:

[1] Well, maybe true. Or in other words, plausible.