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Jetlag

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: T-Rex's tips for getting over
T-Rex: JETLAG!
T-Rex: 1. Don't travel.
T-Rex: 2. Sleep according to your home time zone the whole time you are away.
T-Rex: 3. Drink. Lots and lots of alcohol.
T-Rex: 4. Jump off a bridge.
Utahraptor: That took a dark turn.
T-Rex: Yeah, it's this stupid time zone. I am so not coping.
Utahraptor: That's not a good ad for your tips.
Caption: LATER:
{T-Rex is standing on the railing of a bridge, preparing to jump, as someone in the background looks on in horror}

The author writes:

I once found a website that claimed that jetlag doesn't exist. That it's a fake thing that someone just made up, and it doesn't actually happen to anyone, and that anyone who feels bad or sleepy after a long flight, or who can't sleep at 2am, simply didn't drink enough water.

I expected at some point that it would talk about time zones being a lie and each day having four corners.