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No. 722: You have won second prize in a Dinosaur Comic reading contest

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You have won second prize in a Dinosaur Comic reading contest

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: Go to jail.
T-Rex: Go DIRECTLY to jail!
T-Rex: Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex, your honour!
Utahraptor: Was it worth six years of law school then working your way up for a decade to become a judge just to say that?
T-Rex: No...
T-Rex: OMG.
T-Rex: Monopoly ruined my life!

The author writes:

A common lament of criminal trial judges.