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No. 711: Dinosaur Rap

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Dinosaur Rap

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: Hey hey, it's T-Rex! The rappin' dinosaur! Standin' on the floor!
T-Rex: I'll give you what for!
T-Rex: I star in these here comics! Sometimes about economics![1] Occasionally agronomics![2] My voice has good harmonics![3] To rap about plate tectonics!![4]
Utahraptor: I'll open up a new chapter! My name is Utahraptor!
Utahraptor: I kidnapped Jane Goodall, became her captor! And then I chimp-slapped her!
T-Rex: Now for the punchline of this rap! Don't miss it taking a catnap! It'll be rather madcap! Pay attention or I'll bust your kneecap! Here it comes, look out, it's not c

The author writes:

[1] #147

[2] #656

[3] #111

[4] #463