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No. 702: Man versus Phone Zombies

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Man versus Phone Zombies

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: {holding a phone} I'm walking down the street while
T-Rex: looking at my PHONE!
Dromiceiomimus: Look out, you're stepping on a house!
T-Rex: Wha?...
SFX: KRUNCH
Utahraptor: You're stepping on a human!
T-Rex: Huh?
SFX: SQUISH {the human is rendered into a red paste}
Utahraptor: What app are you even running that you can't tear your eyes from your phone?
T-Rex: Huh?
T-Rex: You can run apps on these things?

The author writes:

I have seen two people walking in opposite directions, each staring at their hone, collide head on.

I feel there's an entire episode of Black Mirror lurking in here somewhere.