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No. 676: Of course he doesn't want lettuce, he's a meatatarian

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Of course he doesn't want lettuce, he's a meatatarian

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Strip by: Colin Foster

T-Rex: I ordered my tacos without lettuce, and guess what happened!
T-Rex: I found a piece of lettuce in it!
T-Rex: I swear, it's like these minimum-wage workers don't care at all!
Utahraptor: It's probably how close the containers are! Cross-contamination!
T-Rex: Separate them!
Utahraptor: Do you want it right, or fast?
T-Rex: Why not both?
T-Rex: Lift me in the air to celebrate my great idea!

The author writes:

T-Rex is referring in the last panel to this taco shell commercial (often abbreviated to "why not both").

Inspired in part by my difficulties with getting my special orders right at fast-food restaurants, and my mom's complaints that the workers should get them right.