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No. 658: We need more gross emoji to describe different nuances of gross things

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We need more gross emoji to describe different nuances of gross things

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: We've discussed how Hershey's chocolate sucks. Now...
T-Rex: Hershey's Kisses...
T-Rex: They don't look like kisses AT ALL. They look like POOP!
Dromiceiomimus: Srsly, you could add eyes and they'd be poop emojis.
Utahraptor: I guess it's to lower expectations so when you eat
Utahraptor: one, it only tastes 97% as bad as you expect.
T-Rex: Hmm. I had not thought of that.
T-Rex: I just assumed it was Hershey saying:
T-Rex: "You want decent chocolate? KISS MY..

The author writes:

Prompted by an actual unscripted conversation in which someone noted that Hershey's Kisses aren't shaped like kisses, they're shaped like the poop emoji. Which not only has an Emojipedia entry (to be expected), but it has its very own Wikipedia page.