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No. 650: We are Sex Bob-Omb, and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

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We are Sex Bob-Omb, and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

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Strip by: Colin Foster

Text: T-Rex's movie reviews!
Text: Today: "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World!"
T-Rex: I--hey, Dromiceiomimus! Want to go out with me?
{hearts float around T-Rex}
Dromiceiomimus: You'll have to defeat my evil ex-boyfriends first.
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: I am Dromiceiomimus's first evil ex-boyfriend!
T-Rex: Laser beam eyes!
{T-Rex shoots multicolored lasers out of his eyes at Utahraptor}
Utahraptor: AAAAAHHHH!
Bold text: K.O.
{Coins fall to the ground where Utahraptor stood}

The author writes:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a 2010 romantic action comedy about a bass player who must fight his new girlfriend's evil exes to win her heart. Although it failed to make its budget back at the box office, it is a cult favorite among those with a taste for offbeat romantic comedies, video games, and comic books.