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No. 643: You should try The Emperor's New Cloves

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You should try The Emperor's New Cloves

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I've been brewing herbal beers.
T-Rex: Sage. Rosemary, Thyme.
T-Rex: A friend of mine really likes the last one. He's been drinking it a lot. In fact, he's developed quite the beer belly.
Utahraptor: Oh no! So these beers are fattening?
T-Rex: Yes. He's been doing lots of exercise to try and work it off.
Utahraptor: Any luck?
T-Rex: No. It's a huge waist of thyme.

The author writes:

Traditionally you drink these beers through a hollow tube made from another herb.

For some people, though, that might be the fennel straw.