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Spoilers: Everybody Dies

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Strip by: Simon Castle

T-Rex: The hit show Game of Thrones is back!
God: NO SPOILERS T-REX
T-Rex: I wasn't going to!
T-Rex: But...um..aren't you, you know...
T-Rex: Omniscient?
T-Rex: How can anything be a spoiler for you?
God: I'M ALSO OMNIPOTENT
God: I CAN CHOOSE NOT TO KNOW
God: SPOIL IT AND YOU GET A METEORITE
T-Rex: What, even just that—
God: METEORITE INBOUND
T-Rex: No regrets!

The author writes:

Sorry about the spoiler in the title.