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No. 599: He was really keen to see the horses

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He was really keen to see the horses

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: So, it turned out Utahraptor is Jesus.
T-Rex: WHO KNEW?
Dromiceiomimus: Doesn't His second coming indicate the beginning of The Apocalypse?
T-Rex: I hadn't thought of that! Ooops!
Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex!
Utahraptor: I'm not actually Jesus. It was just an elaborate prank.
T-Rex: Huh.
T-Rex: Now I'm disappointed.

The author writes:

This raises a serious question. Was there a dinosaur Jesus?

What if there was and we just didn't know about it because the dinosaurs died out so long ago and all their bibles got destroyed by volcanoes or whatever?