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No. 592: For want of a snail...

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For want of a snail...

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I've started a new hobby.
T-Rex: SNAIL RACING!
T-Rex: My snails have cars with a big letter S on them. So people can say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Utahraptor: Have you had any problems?
T-Rex: Well, I tried removing the shell from one snail to make it faster.
Utahraptor: Oh?
T-Rex: But it only made him more sluggish.

The author writes:

Did you know French cuisine includes snails?

Because the French don't like fast food.