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No. 58: How to be a better crackpot

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How to be a better crackpot

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: Time Cube...
T-Rex: FOR DUMMIES!
T-Rex: Earth experiences 4 corners of each day simultaneously, therefore a "day" is 4 days occurring at the same time. See Figure 1.
{a figure of a four-cornered Earth rotating}
Utahraptor: The figure really helps.
T-Rex: I know!
Utahraptor: How come nobody has explained it this clearly before?
T-Rex: Gene Ray is a genius but his writing style is poor.
T-Rex: Attention, crackpots!
T-Rex: Get a dinosaur to write your websites!

The author writes:

Cheap rates! Ornithomimus: $20 an hour. Pachycephalosaurus: $25 an hour. Stegosaurus: $30 an hour. Allosaurus: $40 an hour.