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No. 570: It might be a minion of a pellagric vampire

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It might be a minion of a pellagric vampire

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Tim Mason

T-Rex: I was playing Pathfinder and we encountered a
T-Rex: SCURVY ZOMBIE.
T-Rex: How does a zombie get scurvy anyway?
Dromiceiomimus: It doesn't eat enough limes?
Utahraptor: Zombies are lethargic, right?
Utahraptor: And their flesh is decaying, indicating a collagen deficiency.
Utahraptor: This is functionally equivalent to scurvy.
T-Rex: {mind. blown.}

The author writes:

Braaaaaains!

... are actually a very good source of vitamin C.