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No. 554: The cast is die

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The cast is die

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I've been off the past week because I
T-Rex: BROKE MY FOOT.
Dromiceiomimus: Isn't that basically a death sentence for a T-Rex?
T-Rex: It is??
Utahraptor: Yeah, you can't hunt and catch your natural prey.
T-Rex: Pizza delivery dudes?
Utahraptor: Uh, I guess.
T-Rex: Oh man!!
T-Rex: I was hanging out for a pepperoni.

The author writes:

Not really inspired by real life. I only broke two toes, not the whole foot.

Also, I'd be hard pressed to balance on the sore foot and stomp a house.