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We missed a trick with Periodic Table: 33

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I'm starting a campaign to rename
T-Rex: PEANUT BUTTER.
T-Rex: The "butt" part is offensive, being common American English for the buttock region of the anatomy.
Utahraptor: What new name do you propose?
T-Rex: Peanut amalgam rendering sandwiches extremely rapturous.
T-Rex: Or for short: peanut ARSER.

The author writes:

I'll just sit back and enjoy the arserflies drifting across the meadow while I enjoy my sticky date pudding with arserscotch sauce.