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No. 544: T-Rex Simulator

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T-Rex Simulator

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

Caption: T-Rex Simulator!
Caption: Use the W, A, S, D keys to move.
{The T-Rex stomps a house}
Dromiceiomimus: Wow. Look at you stomp on that house!
SFX: CRUNCH!
{The T-Rex stomps a human}
Utahraptor: Human stomping! Good work!
SFX: SQUISH!
Utahraptor: Now you're just standing there. What's the story?
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The author writes:

I considered specifying control letters Q, W, O, P, but decided to stick to WASD.

Then after finishing the comic and showing it to friends, one said, "WASD? Oh, you made it too easy!"