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No. 527: This was a product of our stream of conchiousness

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This was a product of our stream of conchiousness

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker, Tim Mason, Jonathan Gan

T-Rex: {holding a conch shell} Conch shell 3:
T-Rex: THE CONCHERING
T-Rex: Whomesoever removes this conch shell from my grasp shall be the rightful person allowed to speak!
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
T-Rex: Silencio!
Utahraptor: That's just a rock badly painted to look like a conch shell! I refute your authority!
T-Rex: Fine. I have a rock.
T-Rex: Keep talking, sunshine.

The author writes:

Actually, I reckon being brained over the cranium with a conch shell would still hurt quite a lot.