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No. 512: A relationship can be sweet, but should also be spicy

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A relationship can be sweet, but should also be spicy

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: Why do couples call each other "sugar" or "honey"
T-Rex: but not "JAM"?
T-Rex: Or "quince paste"?
Dromiceiomimus Or even "peanut butter"?
T-Rex: Good one!
Utahraptor: What about "honey mustard"?
Utahraptor: Or even "smoky chipotle aioli"?
T-Rex: Yeah!
T-Rex: If you want to pay each other a condiment, do it properly!
T-Rex: Hi "shrimp paste"! XO XO

The author writes:

Possible the best of these extended terms of endearment is Gentleman's Relish.